God’s army Rabbi Landau was standing near the synagogue exit shaking hands as his congregation left. But as Max was leaving, Rabbi Landau grabbed his hand, pulled him aside and said, "Max, I think you need to join the Army of God!" "But I’m already in God’s Army, Rabbi," Max replied. "So how come I don’t see you in shul except on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur?" asked the Rabbi. "Max whispered, "Because I’m in the secret service Illegal Sukkah An observant Jew who lived on Park Avenue , built a Sukkah on his balcony. Some of his ‘high society’ non-Jewish neighbors brought him to court. They claimed that the Sukkah on his balcony was an eyesore and was having a negative impact on the value of their homes in this posh neighborhood. In court, the man was very worried about the outcome. It was the eve of [...]
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An old Jew had a parrot. After years of reciting his daily prayers, the man discovered that his parrot had learned to pray. On Rosh Hashana, he brought the parrot to synagogue and boasted that his parrot could daven. The congregants started betting whether the parrot would pray, and the old man happily took bets that eventually totaled $50,000. &nb ...
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