Beth HaDerech; Messianic Jewish Congregation, Toronto, Canada

Short Jewish Jokes

Dyslexic Rabbi? Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying, "Yo." A Rabbi and the Pope A Rabbi visiting Rome had the good fortune to have an audience with the Pope. While talking about things, the Rabbi noticed a red phone on the Pope's desk. The Rabbi asks what the phone was for. The Pope informs him that it's a direct line to God. The Rabbi askes if he can use it and the pope says of course but that he should leave $100 for the call. The Rabbi thank him and uses the phone. A few months later, the Pope was visiting the US and makes sure to make a stop to visit his new Rabbi friend. While talking, the Pope notices a red phone on the Rabbi's desk. The Pope asks if the phone is what he thinks it is and the Rabbi says of course. The Pope askes if he can use the phone and the Rabbi said that he may bt that he needed to leave $0.50 for the call. The Pope was surpised and asked, "You use my phone and I ask you to leave $100 and, yet, when I use your phone I am to leave only $0.50. Why is that?" The Rabbi smiled and replied, "Because here it is a local call." A Do-It-Yourself Court Settlement Moshe and Bernie...